fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly…
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
This is hilarious and MASSIVELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK →
wilwheaton: So if you look at it (and you should because it’s equal parts WTF and OMGLOL), you have been warned.
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.