iguanamouth:

dont worry about it

(via heyfunniest)

nicevagina:

Cheeky Cunt | source

nicevagina:

Cheeky Cunt | source

(via walkfasterr)

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

Jaren?

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

Jaren?

(via cosplaysex)

fishingboatproceeds:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

tastefullyoffensive:

"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

(via salemkittie)

owlturdcomix:

Just sign the waiver and you’re good to go!

(via tastefullyoffensive)

theodd1sout:

Mission impossible K-9 addition

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